ChaCha Questions / Answers

What humans think -  “Look at the pretty fish in the aquarium.”
What fish think - “For the love of Artemis, I can’t find the door out of here. Don’t let me die in this acrylic cage.”

The answer:  Dam!

There is something wrong with this mac that causes it to overheat.  JK has to put Flavor-Ice on it to keep it cool. Of course, this melts the Favor-Ice, turning it into Flavor Water and if left long enough, Flavor Hot Tea.   It is a shame we don’t have a computer that is running cold [...]

I’m the type of guy that wants his funeral to be a huge party, lots of champagne, loud music, costumes, zombie-themed cupcakes, the whole (slightly macabre) nine yards.  I’m not going to presume that Michael Jackson is the same way, but I’m going to celebrate him like it was!  I’ll save the poignant commentary and [...]

You love Arrested Development.  I love Arrested Development.  I’ve never once met someone that didn’t absolutely love Arrested Development- only people that hadn’t seen it.  It’s the show Fox could never get right, though.  It won every award in the book at least once, had a stellar cast, and the possibly some of the most [...]

Stan Lee, who created the modern superhero along with his co-creator Jack Kirby, once said about Superman, whom he didn’t create:
“He[SuperMan] was never very interesting to me, because I was never worried about him. And if you’re not worried about the jam your hero is in, there’s no excitement.”  Brilliant Careers, Stan Lee, Salon.com
Having figured [...]

I often get stopped on the street and people ask me, “What can I do with fire?“   People don’t realize how many things can be cooked with fire.  But pretty much everything that can be cooked can be cooked with fire!  Except for popsicles.  Somehow they cook when you freeze them.  I haven’t figured that [...]

Throwing their hat in the ring for comeback of the year (in what seems like a comeback-heavy year), Coalesce gives us their first full length in over 10 years since they released “0:12 Revolution in Just Listening.”  Often cited alongside Botch and Converge as the forefathers of what would become metalcore, mathcore, or whatever you [...]

I went to Movie Time Rental to grab a movie a while back and noticed the beast to the left.  That’s right, it is a wolf patrolling the aisles of Movie Time.  I named him Beowulf the Wolf because he was a wolf.  It makes sense, right?  I took a quick double take before realizing [...]

Hi there. My name is Keri, and I wanted to start out by sharing a bit of myself with you, so here you have it. 17 random things that you may or may not have wanted to know:
- My favorite number is 17.
- I have lived in Jenks, OK, Denver, CO, San Antonio, TX, Springfield, [...]

2008 Boekenhoutskloof (yeah, try to pronounce that) South African The Wolftrap Syrah blend is awesome.  You should have two of these in your wine rack at all times; it’s a 90-point wine and it’s completely recession friendly.  (Other people’s opinions of this bottle are usually in the 88-point range, but I’m a big fan of [...]